Idiot
Threshold
My
idiot threshold is three
So pardon me, please,
Don't take it
personally
My idiot threshold is three
I'm a generous person
I
have a good heart
On the best of terms
I'd just as soon
part
But my patience is limited
My attention span, too
So,
I'm going to warn you
Up front and quite clearly
Deal with me
reasonably
Pragmatically
Have
your facts straight
Don't make me wait
If you're fourth in line
and ill-prepared
You've now been forewarned
My idiot threshold
is three
This week I have had to deal with a lawyer, the court system in another state, the DMV, being plagued by the water bill from a house I haven't lived in for over a month, and trying to sort through cancelling the homeowner's insurance on said house. I have to say that for the most part customer service people were very capable and made all of these nuisances go away in short order. My idiot threshold was not breached, it was not even approached. Thank the goddess!
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