I'm new to Humana. They made me feel very, very special earlier this week when this envelope of joy appeared in my mailbox. There were two masks but I think Newton may have wandered off with the other one. Now I can be a walking billboard! I love being a shill for a major corporation by providing them with free advertising! Plus, when I stay healthy I won't be a drain on their resources and that helps with their bottom line! Win, win! For Humana! Not that I mind being healthy. Courtesy of my genetics and the positive things I do with my diet and activity level, I hope to strike a balance with my not quite so healthy habits. A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away, right?
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