Sunday, April 8, 2018

Poetry Month #1


The Ex-Wives of Jesus

No alimony
No acrimony
Child support only in the case of a miracle occurring
In a community property state
What's fifty percent
Of poverty, chastity, and obedience?
Irreconcilable differences
Mental cruelty
I'll bet Jesus never left his socks on the floor
Or committed adultery
With so many wives could he be a Mormon?
Or a Muslim?
No fault
No regrets
Buy some colorful clothes
And a red lipstick
Abandon those sensible shoes

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