1. Taking out the garbage.
2. Hiring private detectives to unearth unsavory information about the activities of their neighbors.
3. Breaking into each others' houses. Occasionally their own.
4. Throwing parties. Birthday, anniversary, engagement, dinner, charades, Halloween, barbecues, wedding/baby showers. You name it, they celebrate it.
5. Exercising. Mostly running and jogging, but also yoga, weights, treadmill, stairmaster.
6. Dramatically leaving with a suitcase in hand, or kicking out their significant other or a another family member or a house guest who has overstayed their welcome.
7. Drinking. Alcohol, coffee, and water. Pretty much in that order for frequency.
8. Washing their cars.
9. Raking leaves, trimming bushes, mowing lawns. Lots of yard work going on.
10. Putting up or packing away seasonal decorations.
11. I wasn't going to mention this, but okay. Sex, sex, and more sex. Most of the time with their underwear on. I don't know about you, but I find it amusing when a couple is lying about in a state of post connubial bliss more dressed than they would be on the beach.
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