To the rest of you, he's Captain America aka Steve Rogers, played by the handsome and talented Chris Evans. But
As you can see, from any angle his behind is perfect.
And the rest of him ain't bad, either.
Chris Evans, I apologize for reducing you to a single body part and for shamelessly objectifying you. Should we ever meet in person, I promise to praise your other positive attributes. Which I'm certain exist. Until then, I will adore you from afar. One question, though. How do you feel about older women?
*Again, apologies.
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