Ya, Sure

It is Norwegian Independence Day today. As my mother used to say, the day we wear yellow. I'm still not sure what that meant. Being half Norwegian myself, I offer this supremely bad joke I heard as a child. Today is the day that Sven and Ole throw firecrackers across the border at the Swedes. Then the Swedes light them and throw them back. Please do not be offended. If you are offended, please attempt to locate your missing sense of humor.