He's promiscuous in the numbers sense of the word, but without the lack-of-morals overtone. The thing is, he's so lousy in bed that he needs to find a new partner every time. Maybe all he needs is that one special one that has really low expectations. Or someone with no experience. And a poor imagination. Let's face it, the best solution with the fewest number of people either victimized or disappointed would be outfitting him with a chastity belt.
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- Bellona of Avalon
- Lacey, Washington, United States
- I was born in Colorado to a full-blooded Norwegian/American mother from North Dakota and a Cajun/Scottish father from Mississippi. Raised and educated in four states, eight public schools, and one liberal arts Lutheran college, I somehow ended up in South Dakota and was married to a mostly Dutch guy for twenty years. I then returned to Colorado for a seven year experiment living at high altitudes. I now call the Pacific Northwest home where I try to blend in with the natives driving my Subaru Outback and sporting hiking boots. I have two sons whom I adore beyond reason. The younger one lives with me and spends an inordinate amount of time on his computer creating video games and composing music. The elder one lives nearby with his amazing wife and their fluffy pup Gimli. I currently find myself without the companionship of a feline which feels odd to me. Technically I'm a grownup but I seldom behave like one. © 2007-2024 Carla VanBemmel
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4 comments:
Or he needs someone with the patience of a saint, to teach him how to be better in bed.
Ouch!!
My heart goes out to the poor fella.
BUT, he's still quite young. I'm guessing he's learned a good deal. Some things, however, can't be taught.
Lana, unfortunately, the patience of a saint should not be squandered on a man with such an inflated ego that he is incapable of responding to the gentlest of instructions.
Ouch, indeed, Li'l sis!
Colleen, what makes you think he's young? ;)
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