Sunday, January 6, 2013
When we walked into this upscale furniture store, I thought upscale referred to the price and quality of the merchandise. For the most part this was an accurate assumption. The surprise was that in many cases upscale also described the actual relative size of the furniture. I swear there was this cabinet that was taller than Karen, AndiBean and me all stacked up on each other's shoulders. Which means that it was not only too humongous to fit in any average person's house, it might come in handy to hide an entire football team in that you just kidnapped. Should such a scenario ever arise. Also way too big for practical purposes was this absolutely gorgeous light fixture.
It looks to me like the result that would ensue should you seed a bank of angry cumulonimbus clouds with grape Kool-Aid. Upscale purple rain. I wonder if Prince has one of these hanging over his dining room table. If he doesn't, he should.