A Royal Reversal

He wasn't a prince. At least I was pretty sure he wasn't of royal extraction. I did kiss him several times. And now when I look upon recent photos of him, all I can think is toad! Seriously. Toad! This is not your classic frog/prince thing, but might be the regular guy/toad counterpart thing instead, only in reverse. Interestingly, he lists kissing as one of his professional skills. Maybe I am a witch. I really need to focus on refining my spell skills.