Not So Scary

Compared to what might have been under the fridge, what I found was mostly ordinary. Residing with the mother of all dust bunnies in the western hemisphere were the following items:

Bottlecaps!

1 beer

1 iced tea

1 orange juice

3 water

8 milk

16 soda

1 toothpick

1 baby aspirin

1 coax -> USB connector

1 small purple faceted plastic bead

1 computer keyboard G key

1 2.5 inch metal spring, likely from a bi-fold door

1 French fry (I think)

1 clothespin

2 mini Christmas ornaments, one star, one snowman