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Infant Goddess
In the Vixen/Xanthippe/Virago Tradition
About Me
- Bellona of Avalon
- Lacey, Washington, United States
- I was born in Colorado to a full-blooded Norwegian/American mother from North Dakota and a Cajun/Scottish father from Mississippi. Raised and educated in four states, eight public schools, and one liberal arts Lutheran college, I somehow ended up in South Dakota and was married to a mostly Dutch guy for twenty years. I then returned to Colorado for a seven year experiment living at high altitudes. I now call the Pacific Northwest home where I try to blend in with the natives driving my Subaru Outback and sporting hiking boots. I have two sons whom I adore beyond reason. The younger one lives with me and spends an inordinate amount of time on his computer creating video games and composing music. The elder one lives nearby with his amazing wife and their fluffy pup Gimli. I currently find myself without the companionship of a feline which feels odd to me. Technically I'm a grownup but I seldom behave like one. © 2007-2024 Carla VanBemmel
Bellona of Avalon
Infant Goddess
41 comments:
Bellona, I've fallen in love with Valentina Giacinti, what should I do ?.
Learn to speak Italian and avoid inspiring her to take out a restraining order against you.
Cheers Bellona, thats sound advice.
That decoration is adorable! Did you make it or did you buy it? If so, where did you buy it?
Hi, Mildred! Thanks! The skeletons are wine bottle cover decorations that I've had for a few years. I believe I bought them at Kohl's, probably for a post-Halloween bargain price. For some reason when I got them out this year, I thought it would be funny to pose them this way. I got out a needle and thread and ten minutes later this was the result!
Bellona, i was just wondering what all that deleted stuff was ?.
Well, Jennifer, if that is your real name, it was unsuitable content that did not relate to the post.
Was it that Pauline Hickey obsessed geezer ?, if it was i wish i`d read them before they were deleted, i`ve heard hes absolutely hilarious!.
Perhaps. If it was him, he was masquerading as 45, a number of actors, even a couple of literary characters. I didn't find him particularly funny after the first comment, merely crude.
Teddy, i fear your love for Valentina will forever be unrequited, for she is 25 year-old Italian soccer superstar in the prime of her life and you are a surreal and bizarre non-entity with a 2-inch willy.
To be fair, Mildred, I'm thinking that if Teddy is a "surreal and bizarre non-entity", the size of his willy would be impossible to ascertain. Your thoughts?
Bellona my dear i gave you my thoughts but you deleted me, why ? ? ?.
I didn't see your comment. Last night I did change the settings for comments to prevent anonymous people like Teddy and that French pastry chick from posting.
Obviously you are able to post without your name highlighted as a link so something weird is going on.
Generally the only comments I delete are of the obvious spam variety.
Bellona, admittedly i was a tad semi-poetical and half-way-nice towards that irritating troll last time so now lets get back to reality. Hes obviously a laughably inadequate idiot and a totally impotent loser so i just assumed that the size of his willy would equate to something equally pathetic. BTW, i was going to call him a wanker and a tosser but i doubt if hes jerked-off for 20 years so even those insults wouldn`t apply to him anymore!.
Ouch, Mildred!
I agree on the troll part! But I'm reserving harsh judgement at this point because I think Teddy is someone I know who is pranking me. If this proves to be false, then I'll go along with your assessment.
If the pranker/wanker turns out to be who I think it is, removing the gross comments is punishment enough for the time being.
The thing that got on my nerves about that troll was that he had the bare-faced-cheek to describe himself as "a comic genius", now i will admit that the way he incorporated his lust for the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 into classic lines and scenes from old movies was initially quite clever and witty (if i`m being honest the Mission: Impossible one actually made me fall off my chair in uncon-troll-able ! ! ! fits of laughter) but after a while his repetition did become rather tiresome. By the way Bellona, if teddy/the troll does turn out to be someone you know would you tell them from me to GET A LIFE ! ! !.
I'll spank him, Mildred. Unless he likes that kind of thing.
I see the Pauline Hickey obsessed jackass is making the rounds in a whole lot of places. He's tried posting on my page numerous times.
I'm assuming he's trying to overcompensate for profound deficiencies below the belt, among many other character flaws.
I tend to agree!
I'm relieved he's found others to pester. Even though I wouldn't wish such a troll on anyone.
Thanks for stopping by.
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