Monday, June 5, 2017

Oh, No, Not Me!

MeetRussianBeauty.com has contacted me via email so I can partake in "Be casual and relaxed to chat with thousands of gorgeous Russian Ladies online!" I did not click to view profiles. Do they think I'm a man? Do they know I drive a Subaru? Sara thinks Subaru might sell lists of Outback and Forester owners to the Russians. I really can't say. All I know is, I suddenly feel as if I'm embroiled in a plot with Moose and Squirrel. I've never met Boris and Natasha. Seriously!

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