Sam: Be with you in a moment.
Me: Smiles.
Sam: All right, what can I help you with?
Me: I have a return. Pulls sweater out of shopping bag.
Sam: Any problem with it?
Me: It was much more flattering in the store than it was at home.
Sam: Oh, yeah. It's that magic sparkly stuff we put on the mirrors.
Me: I've always suspected that.
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