In Honor of Homer Simpson

It's National Donut Day. Celebrate responsibly. The first one of you who brings me a donut will earn my undying affection. Eclipsed only by my confection affection. And why does spellcheck dislike d-o-n-u-t? Maybe because the o isn't precisely in the middle of the word like the hole is in the donut. Dnout is impossible to pronounce as well as being just as unpopular with spellcheck. Go figure.