After years of short shrift, at last this most neglected portion of the human feminine anatomy not only gets its day, it gets its own entire week. It can be no coincidence that we celebrate such a week during this month. While I won't comment on whether mine is getting the attention it needs, I am happy to report that it is most indeed fully functional. For which I am grateful. That is all. Go back to what you were doing. Celebrate May in a way you find most fitting.