Gaaaaaaaah!

One particular department store credit card, which shall remain unnamed, has just emailed me a special coupon for $10 off a $25 purchase. Good today only. In-store only. Special because only those of us who are 55+ will receive it! For crying out louder than necessary! I've been 55 for less than 48 hours! And this store is 50 miles away. Meaning that I'd have to spend close to ten bucks on gas for the round trip to said store. What I'm wondering is, when will I suddenly become hungry for dinner at four?