The Most Dangerous Drug

This, children, is one of the most addictive substances known to man. Even their advertising strategy that started in the early sixties claimed that they were so good you can't eat just one. I give to you, Lay's Classic Potato Chips. They deserve to be listed as a Schedule 1 controlled substance. More so than cannabis. And if it weren't for the fact that stoned people need this sort of food, I would propose that potato chips be added.