Somebody Stop Me

Has it been a mere two years since I grew out my bangs? Yes. That is correct. Today I have had this fidgety feeling about my hair. I want bangs again. Don't let me near the scissors! Cutting my own hair only creates problems! Maybe I should eat ice cream instead. Hmmmm. Or have some wine. Clearly, I am smart enough to not cut my own hair if I have been drinking alcohol. I might not be that smart. Okay. Popcorn, beer, and a movie. That should get my mind off of self coiffuring. For a couple of hours anyway. Maybe I ought to search the internets for bad pandemic did-it-herself haircuts to put me off. If you see me with scissors in my grubby little paws, please talk me down. Thank you.