Oh, Donny, Donny, the fact that you are proud of this spread is an indication of how far we have fallen. Michelle planted a vegetable garden and promoted an active lifestyle. You place fast food on silver trays as if it were intended for the gods. Oh, wait, in America we worship sports figures so you got that part right. At least you paid for it. Wait, you said you paid for it. Sources that I trust say that you lie on an average of nearly ten times per day. Because I'm a decent human being, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. And suggest that perhaps you should watch the food documentary Supersize Me. Oh, wait again, you're not interested in learning anything. Nevermind.
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