Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Fashion Advice From My Father

Upon his learning that our mother had requested a cowboy hat for Christmas:

Don't buy one for her! She'll wear the damn thing!

This was, quite apparently, based on precedent.

When he saw me wearing my blue ski vest that I was fond of:

That'd be a nice jacket if you put some sleeves on it. 

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