He's promiscuous in the numbers sense of the word, but without the lack-of-morals overtone. The thing is, he's so lousy in bed that he needs to find a new partner every time. Maybe all he needs is that one special one that has really low expectations. Or someone with no experience. And a poor imagination. Let's face it, the best solution with the fewest number of people either victimized or disappointed would be outfitting him with a chastity belt.
Or he needs someone with the patience of a saint, to teach him how to be better in bed.
ReplyDeleteOuch!!
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes out to the poor fella.
BUT, he's still quite young. I'm guessing he's learned a good deal. Some things, however, can't be taught.
ReplyDeleteLana, unfortunately, the patience of a saint should not be squandered on a man with such an inflated ego that he is incapable of responding to the gentlest of instructions.
ReplyDeleteOuch, indeed, Li'l sis!
Colleen, what makes you think he's young? ;)