My phone rings. I pick it up and notice that the call is being labeled as Potential Spam on the screen. Just for fun, I answer. It's a recorded message from South Dakota Senator Mike Rounds. I laugh and hang up. You see, I still have a South Dakota number. And even though I have tried to cut ties with South Dakota politics, those bastards still occasionally find me. As a liberal progressive living in a red state I never supported the lame ass Republicans there so I remain mystified why they would call me. My smartphone truly is smart! It knows that when a Republican senator from a state I no longer call home calls that it's spam. I love technology.
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