Captain Callipygian

To the rest of you, he's Captain America aka Steve Rogers, played by the handsome and talented Chris Evans. Butt (I apologize) to me, after seeing Avengers: End Game (snicker)*, to me he is and always shall be, Captain Callipygian.

As you can see, from any angle his behind is perfect.

And the rest of him ain't bad, either.

Chris Evans, I apologize for reducing you to a single body part and for shamelessly objectifying you. Should we ever meet in person, I promise to praise your other positive attributes. Which I'm certain exist. Until then, I will adore you from afar. One question, though. How do you feel about older women?

*Again, apologies.