Blue Christmas

It's a blue, blue Christmas in the corner of my living room. Startling because I forget he's there and, let's be honest, that's a perfectly reasonable height for a person and, well, you know, it's a little odd to have a blue person in the corner of your living room.

Would it be overkill if I stuffed his head with blue lights? Because I'm considering it. Around here, anything that sits still for five minutes is in danger of getting decorated this time of year. I'm also considering having her wear a seasonally appropriate hat all the time. I also feel I should name him/her. But it should be a gender neutral name. Because I'm just not sure, (s)he looks pretty androgynous. I'm leaning toward Elvis.