I Protest!

They sent me some forms to fill out for my doc appointment tomorrow. I complied. I did note on this one just a couple of extra things. That the patient protests the use of the term geriatric in reference to her. Meaning me. And that she, again, me, also protests being limited to a mere yes or no. I even called the last one a trick question. Just to be difficult. And to give them an idea of how sharp I still am. Sometimes a yes or no simply does not do. So if they score this on how cooperative the patient is I'm probably in trouble. What's new with you?