The Effect of Kliban Cartoons on My Cat

For your consideration, a most peculiar yet amusing cartoon from B. Kliban's collection Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head. 

For your further consideration, the top of my dining room table. I am calling this scene Einstein lived in South Dakota where he bit the necks off of decorative gourds. Maybe he's upset about how Mr. Kliban draws cartoons of very fat cats. Seriously fat cats. And then takes it out on my fall table decorations. I expect I'll have to lock up all the Kliban books.