Friday, October 18, 2013

Asymmetrical Hirsuteness

I swear the hair grows faster in my right armpit! As compared with the speed of hair growth in my left. Armpit. Seriously. This information is on a strictly need-to-know basis. So keep it under your hat. So to speak. Or type. I'll keep it under layers of clothing. I apologize for the overuse and perhaps inappropriate use of Italics. Have a good day.

2 comments:

  1. This is a phenomenon I've noticed with my own body as well. The hair on the knuckle of my big toe grows faster and darker than that on my left. So weird. Freaks me out.

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  2. Must be a highly enriched blood supply going to that toe. Because physiologically it's more valuable. For some yet to be determined reason.

    This should end my right/left confusion!

    Are you sure we're not related?

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