Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Twerking on My Mind

Classic Americana -- I've been twerking on the railroad, all the live-long day.

Disneyesque -- Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off 'twerk I go.*

Disco -- Car wash, twerkin' at the car wash, yeah.

Don Henley's New York Minute -- And the twerk I put between us doesn't keep me warm.

Shakespearean -- Thou twerk a puking rampallian hedge-pig!

*On a completely different and somehow within the same perverted train of thought, did the Dwarves greet Snow White after a long day at the mines by saying "Hi, ho!"? 

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