English Assignment

Sometimes you go out to listen to terrific jazz. Jeremy, Matt, Andrew, and Dick were absolutely cookin'. On fire. Inspiring. Sometimes you go out to listen to terrific jazz, drink a bottle of Menage a Troi, snag the fireplace table and get an English assignment. They played a John Coltrane piece entitled Mr. P.C., which from what I have been able to gather, has nothing to do with personal computers or being politically correct. The question is, did Jeremy know what he was getting into when he suggested, on mic, that the audience members see how many pc's we could come up with. Which inspired Andrea and Liz and me to scribble ferociously on napkins while drinking the bottle of wine. You can't make this shit up. Oh, wait. We did.

pork chop

polygamist commune

political carnage

pompous charleton

passive coping

Polish chef

passionate creature

popped cork

presidential caviat

pale cheeks

post coitus

pause/continue

peas & carrots

playful calliope

persuasive case

picky cynic

possessive choker

punishment corner

postal code

past crime

peckish cricket

primitive court

painful childhood

Portuguese castanet

painted cabinet

private chateau

pirate captain

party college*

pancreatic cancer*

perky climax

pleasing creation

pink clitoris/Cadillac

pedantic curmudgeon

public communication

pesky cat

poisonous crustacean

plumber crack

pepper corn

popular crowd

prospective client

pliant collar

probable cause

pervasive corpulence

primo celebration

plebian caste

prefab cellophane

problem child

pre-Cambrian

portable crematory

pebbly creek

part Cajun

poop chute

prune candy

pagan/paper craft

pretty curls

petty cunt

pissy cervix

pistol cock

packing cucumbers

phucking capitalists!

peevish crone

pocket capacity 

predatory creep

*extemporaneously provided by Xopher Smith