Homer Simpson Moment

Doh! I can't find my watering can! The small one I keep under the kitchen sink. You know, the little plastic one that I've had for years. It can usually be found in the cabinet, left hand door, like I said, under the sink, next to the recycling tub. Doh! And damn! I expect it fell into the recycling container and from there went to the larger recycling container in the garage and from there went to the curb last Friday. It probably wasn't recyclable. Oops. Once more. With feeling. Doh!