Diagnose This!

I'm going to stop random people on the street and ask them for a medical diagnosis. Just as a control group. I have now seen my fourth orthopedic doctor. And based on the same information, same test results, same medical history available to the previous three doctors, he has come up with a completely different opinion! This one says that I'm getting old and that I have arthritis in my thumbs based on his physical exam of my hands as well as the xrays of my hands from a year ago. Which is odd, because the doc under whose care the xrays were done said I have normal joint spacing. What happened to carpel tunnel? DeQuervain's? Soft tissue injury? Neurogenic pain? Doc #4 is of the opinion that my other symptoms are, and I quote, all in my head. Have no medical basis. That they're goofy. And that this doesn't exist, even though The Mayo Clinic thinks it does. So I guess if I just decide that the grinding and popping sensations, the constant itching and burning, the stiffness and trigger points and sensitive spots don't exist, I'll be all better. Why didn't I think of that! Oh, that's right. I forgot. I don't have a medical degree! How silly of me! Tomorrow I return to work with no limitations. I have a feeling this won't be pretty.