Speechless

Aren't we just adorable? Me, Pamela, and Martine. I'm speechless. Well, we are beautiful, but that is not what has stolen my voice. It is the dreaded annual bout with laryngitis. I have some sort of nasty hoptoad lodged in my throat that prevents me from speaking! I'm trying to drown the little bastard with wine but he's not budging. On the other hand, if you spot a handsome man who could return me to the world of speech, send him my way. I'll know just what to do with him.