Ed, what would it take for you to move out here and be my personal bodyguard and gardener? Or, for short, bodyguardener. How are you at foot massage and bartending? Can you make a mean pot of coffee? Send me your resume. Thanks.
No one gives a better full body massage. No one. I make the meanest coffee. Bartending? I only serve red wine and single malt scotch. Unfortunately, I am employed (?) full time taking care of my parents. No I'm not getting paid for it, but they could not live the way they want without my help, so I do it.
Whenever you're available come on out...I'll keep the position open just for you! And bless your heart for being so generous and loving with your parents.
No one gives a better full body massage. No one. I make the meanest coffee. Bartending? I only serve red wine and single malt scotch. Unfortunately, I am employed (?) full time taking care of my parents. No I'm not getting paid for it, but they could not live the way they want without my help, so I do it.
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