Message observed from the backside of a local Santa themed holiday flag. This phrase could be used as a universal response to many seasonal situations.
* Only eighteen shopping days left!
* The in-laws will be spending an entire two weeks with us!
* That pink slip in my mailbox isn't an invite to the office holiday party?
* Mom, Santa's hands are cold!
* The family dog/cat/hamster tries to distract you from the mess under the tree by acting all affectionate by the back door when you get home.
*Mom, we baked cookies while you were gone! The smoke alarm really works!
*How Mrs. Claus reacts to the head elf's amorous advances when Mr. Claus flies off with the reindeer.
Make up your own! It's holiday fun for everyone!
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