Things I Did Yesterday While I Definitely Wasn't Waiting for J to Call

* Made coffee
* Drank coffee
* Read morning paper
* Did crossword
* Listened to Clapton Unplugged
* Ate breakfast
* Checked phone -- charged? signal? on?
* Tried to take nap
* Stared out the window at the rain
* Endured mild intestinal distress
* Took shower
* Watched clock
* Blogged
* Counted gray hairs
* Probably sprouted a few new gray hairs
* Prepared and consumed avocado nachos for lunch
* Read 20 or so pages of Mists
* Spent way too much time and care applying make-up
* Fetched mail from across the street
* Checked phone again
* Made grilled cheese for 16yo
* Watched clock some more
* Watched Einstein napping
* Watched Oprah
* Tried to complete another crossword, lost interest
* Read the pm paper
* Officially gave up hope around 5:38 pm, cdt