Monday, November 13, 2017

Attention, Roy Moore


This is me on the occasion of my fourteenth birthday. I am a child. I still wear my hair in pigtails adorned with colorful yarn ties. My mother has baked a lovely, girlishly decorated cake for me. Make no mistake, if you think of any 14yo girl as fair game or as potentially datable, you are a pervert with pedophilia on your mind. You deserve the rusty spoon behind the barn treatment, but I'll settle for your prosecution and subsequent imprisonment. Should that not be possible due to statutes of limitations, please leave the public world of politics and crawl back under the slimy rock from whence you came, you miserable excuse for a man.

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