Tuesday, May 16, 2017

So Many Smackers

Seriously, I don't know what I would do with $380k per year. Even after the IRS helped themselves to a hefty portion. I do love shoes. And then there are the home projects. Always the home projects.


Andrea Barnes said...

Bring back the tradition of artist patronage. Just pick some cool people who make cool things, and be like "50 thousand dollas a year to you, if you create the sickest art on the planet!"

That's how we get the performance art piece "Adult Man Made Of Cheetos Being Run Over By a Lawn Mower".

Just imagine being responsible for the rise of the next Da Vinci, Carla. Imagine it.

Bellona of Avalon said...

I'm not worthy!!

No, really, this is brilliant. And considering that I'm already sponsoring one video game artist/musician on my paltry income, this may be my calling.

Now to set up a tax shelter foundation!

Also, could there be baby goats in pajamas gobbling up the remains of Cheeto Man from the grass?