A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.
So there you have it. Women leaving men to pursue romance with women. I may live in Colorado, and I may drive a Subaru Outback, but the likelihood that I would leave a man for a woman seems a far stretch for me personally. Even if I own a plaid flannel shirt.