If you show up here frequently, you are likely aware that I enjoy fun little mathematical thingys. Like pi(e) day. The powers of two. The Fibonacci sequence. Imagine my delight this morning when I discovered that today is a square root day! Month, 4, day of month, 4, year (20)16. 4 x 4 = 16! It's a square root day! Celebrate appropriately. In other words, before the alcohol imbibing begins, ascertain whether you are a designated driver or a designated drinker. Though they are both DD's, they are very, very different. Better yet, stay home and celebrate. It's not like the bars are going to have drink specials for square root day. Unless you know of a nearby nerd bar. That's what I need! A friendly neighborhood nerd bar! Get on it, will you?