Saturday, September 26, 2015

And They Named the Baby Dept.

I know a woman who recently gave birth to a lovely baby girl. And this child has been christened Emberzine. Emberzine. Rhymes with Clementine. I can find no references as to what this name means or the origins of it. Has kind of a video game locale mystique to it, don't you think? I feel for this child. Because her name will be constantly mispronounced and misspelled and pretty much inexplicable. This is either one of those character building things or something that will come out in therapy later. Maybe both.

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