I have just noticed a glaring error in this post. The first time I took the silly test, I got twelve days. When I decided to blog about it, I had to take the test a second time in order to get the image to post. And there is a different answer! Meaning that, if you put any stock into these ridiculous things, which I sort of do but not really, my man shall arrive on September 22. A Tuesday. Well. We'll just see about that.