1. Just sayin'
Okay, fine. Just these two annoy me. It seems I'm much less crotchety this morning than I thought. In fact, I just took one of those highly reliable and definitive online tests that describes me as blissful. I'll take that. Just don't dim my bliss by LOLing all over the place. Just sayin'.
Afterthought..."'nuff said" grates on me, too. So that's three.