Whoever you are, 840-348-6635, please stop calling me. You do not exist. According to the FCC, area code 840 is unassigned and therefore your number is not valid! Again, stop calling me. If, on the other hand, there is any accuracy to the rumor that 840 is the area code of the spirit realm, if you are a gentle, benevolent spirit and the energy trace which remains of one of my passed loved ones, please text the pre-agreed password we established first. I'd love to catch up.