Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Tuesday's Brain Menu

1. Downton Abbey has disappeared from Netflix.

2. In reference to Item 1, moi is very displeased about this development.

3. Anxiety induced furniture rearranging is a bad thing. 

4. Being married or having a girlfriend is only the very most obvious outward sign of a man being unavailable.

5. Referring to Item 4, there are many, many ways to be unavailable (emotionally for instance) that may not surface for years. Years.

6. Once I realized Item 3 for what it was, I decided to reroute that energy into vacuuming.

7. The letter from the doc has arrived, hence the anxiety.

8. Back to Item 4 again, if being in a relationship does not seem to be a problem for the man, please do regard this as an enormous red flag.

9. The construction of the Camelot Intermediate School has seriously compromised the best night sky watching habitat within walking distance!

10. Due to Item 9, I was limited to observing the Perseid meteor shower from my backyard, resulting in a paltry count of 5 streaks of light in half an hour.


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