I have three bruises, three!, on my right leg. I have no memory of how they may have gotten there. Also, yesterday I began bleeding spontaneously from the end of my middle finger on my left hand. I have no idea what the appearance of a stigmata in that location would symbolize. Then there's the nasty little scratch on my tummy which was likely inflicted by one of the feline members of this household. Probably in the course of using my flesh to gain traction. I'm blaming it all on the Sudafed haze.