Saturday, January 12, 2013

Thirteen Degrees and Holding

If you should happen to wander into my garage this afternoon and wonder about the bag on the back steps, my advice would be to turn around and run. If you find yourself pondering, make yourself useful instead. Stop pondering and unstick the frozen shut lid of my garbage can and deposit the bag of cat poop inside. Thank you. Should none of you take care of this bit of business for me, we can at least be thankful that this nasty cold snap temperature range not only welds the lid securely onto the garbage can, it also renders the bag of cat poop unstinky. Until a warming trend sets in, let's just hope it doesn't attract vermin.

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