1. Duh, it's the kitchen! Cooking is messy.
2. I'm not tall enough to see up there unless I stand on a chair. Out of sight, out of mind.
3. I might clean up there more often if it didn't involve climbing to, first, observe how icky it is, and then actually clean.
4. I labor under the illusion that I have a consistent level of cleanliness throughout the house. If I clean up there, chances are there are other places of filth I'm ignoring, and then I'd have to clean them, too.
5. Are we having company?
*If so, how tall are they?
*And will they be wearing white gloves?
6. It's summer, I'm busy neglecting the yard.
7. I'd rather be on a bike ride.
8. I'd rather be lazing in the hammock.
9. Food preparation doesn't actually take place up there, so why bother.
10. On my deathbed, I doubt I'll really regret not spending more time cleaning the top of the refrigerator.
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You get up there and clean that every day or you'll die and go to HELL!
Is dying a direct consequence of the filth? Or am I merely consigning myself to HELL by not cleaning? I would hope that I would end up in Hell for a more interesting transgression. Good thing I don't believe in the concept of eternal punishment/reward. Does that affect whether it exists?
Hi Bellona of Avalon,
This top ten list is such a fantastic idea, I think everyone can relate to it. I think God )if there is one) would have a nasty refrigerator very low on the judgment scale. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
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